St. Patrick’s Day is a solemn cultural and religious celebration for the Irish people. It also happens to be one of the biggest drinking days of the year, which makes it a very festive holiday indeed! But with all that drinking comes an underlying risk: You might engage in an extremely regrettable, shit-faced St. Patrick’s Day sex.

Maybe sex isn’t the first thing you think about when St. Patrick’s Day comes to mind, at least outside the context of a tipsy hookup with someone in a leprechaun costume you met at your local Irish pub. But even the most non-festive among us can admit that any excuse to celebrate these days is a win, and what better way to do that than by trying some St. Patrick’s Day sex positions?

This weekend’s celebration of spring’s arrival and St. Patrick’s Day will see plenty of single folks out and about and looking for St. Patrick’s Day sex.

We have pulled together a list of the top cities where you can, well, get lucky on St. Patrick Day.

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The list is apparently based on which cities have the best parties, but here’s what you need to know: pretty well any place with an Irish theme will be chock full of happy people looking for St. Patrick’s Day sex.

Dublin

The national St Patrick’s day Parade will return to the streets of Dublin this year for the first time since 2019. Organizers have said this year’s event will be the biggest and most ambitious ever produced. The theme this year is ‘Connections’ and will be a celebration of Irish arts, culture and heritage.

The first live St Patrick’s Festival since 2019 is to be a moment for the nation and Irish people across the world to connect and reflect and celebrate after the global challenges posed by the pandemic. The day-to-night urban festival, which will run from 16 to 20 March, and the Festival Quarter will also host the Irish Food and Craft Village.

If you are looking for St. Patrick’s Day sex, note that fifteen percent of previous editions participants reported meeting their one-night stands on the street. Who knew?! This will definitely make you think to go to Dublin, right?

NYC

March in NYC is home to one of the most popular holidays in NYC. St. Patrick’s Day in New York will be celebrated on the 17th of March and the atmosphere in the city will be exciting and festive. You don’t have to be Irish to enjoy this amazing holiday. Just make sure to wear green and celebrate! It’s an experience everyone should take part of.

Check out the numerous pubs within the city, New York City has a lot of really good beer and whiskey bars to offer. Yep, the good-old standard, a bar, it tied with “a party” for where to meet a one-night stand.

Las Vegas

St. Patrick’s Day Las Vegas is a huge deal. So unsurprisingly, Vegas is home to multiple Irish pubs where visitors can raise a pint and have a good time. Regardless of where you’re from, these laid-back pubs offer a fun, vibrant and friendly atmosphere that’s perfect for enjoying drinks, hearty meals and live entertainment.

They’re good options for celebrating any day of the year, but come St. Patrick’s Day in Las Vegas, these Irish pubs become hotspots for revelers on the hunt for their next shot of Irish whiskey or beer. Celebrate at some of the amazing hotel or casino in downtown, with live music, live DJ, drink specials and leprechauns. The parties always culminate with a live fireworks show, lighting up the sky with green pyrotechnics.

If you find yourself at a hotel — perhaps for a casual drink or perhaps as part of the holiday trip — St. Patrick’s Day sex  may be in the picture, too. Hotels were a good place to find a one-night stand. Now you know!

London

London’s legendary nightlife is at its best on St Patrick’s Day with tons of people from all over the world gathering for a day of celebration. On the Sunday closest to March 17, a 1.5 mile parade filled with colorful floats and marching bands parades through city streets such as Whitehall, Piccadilly Circus and Nelson’s Column in Trafalgar Square – which also hosts a festival during the day.

Buenos Aires

It’s always party time in Buenos Aires, but when St. Patrick’s Day comes, Argentina’s capital gets even more chaotic. Those with Irish heritage are very proud of it and throw a party in South America, transforming 10 neighborhoods in the heart of the city into a green wonderland filled with Guinness beer. Piazza di San Martino is the place to go because it is the place where the last stage of the parade takes place and it is also the place where night parties are celebrated. Those who surveyed the parties said nightclubs are good places to pick people up for a night of St. Patrick’s Day sex.