The horniest movies to watch
What makes a movie horny? Unlike an erotic movie or a sexy movie, the horniest movie is one which puts an emphasis in turning you on as you watch the characters onscreen get turned on or do said turning on.
Even if the horniest movie does feature a sex scene or two (or three, or four, or —), it’s essential for these to be plenty of teasing before the characters onscreen get down to business. A horny movies loves the lead up to the act just as much as the act itself.
We know you don’t need constant reminders on how to turn each other on while you’re spending some quality time together but there is no harm buffering a sexy movie to get you guys in the perfect mood. Let’s face it: the point of inviting your guy friend over to watch a movie on your couch is to score! But just sitting there together while eating popcorn doesn’t always do the trick; sometimes you need a little extra boost.
Below are some of the most memorable and horniest movies to watch.
Blue is the warmest color
Infamous for its lengthy and realistic sex scenes, Blue Is the Warmest Color is also a touching and troubling story about all-consuming first love. Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos were both celebrated for their performances, and the film won the coveted Palme d’Or at Cannes.
Killing me softly
The movie has lots of hot sex scenes between Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes and fulfils the famous ‘sex with a mysterious hot stranger’ fantasy. There is, of course, lots of mystery in the movie to go along with the sex. Worth a watch, if you’re watching it for Heathers smashing hot bod.
Secretary
Back when ‘Secretary’ made its way in the halls, everyone, regardless of their sexual orientation completely fell in love with the movie and of course got massively turned on as well. The movie unfolds some really sexy S & M role play and if you think you’re kinky as hell, you’re gonna love this one.
The Notebook
This should go without saying. This movie is notorious for getting guys laid, not only because chicks love it, but because if you are willing to sit through it, it shows how much you really care.
American Honey
A critically-acclaimed coming-of-age film that stars Sasha Lane as Star, a young woman who escapes her sexually abusive father and runs away with a group of people who travel around the midwest. She also becomes entangled with one of her traveling companions, Jake (Shia LaBeouf), in a bittersweet, perhaps frightening relationship that’s enhanced by the fact that they’re all still young adults struggling to make out their own way in the world.
Fifty shades of grey
Fifty Shades of Grey is a mainstream horny movie, but it is horny nonetheless. Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan are hot as hell, and watching them embark on a dominant-submissive relationship in the feature film adaptation of E.L. James massively popular novel of the same name is a very pleasurable affair.
Magic Mike XXL
This movie knows how to get you horny for more with well-timed dance moves and abs so sharp they can cut glass. There are specfic sequences designed simply to put the action of Magic Mike XXL on pause so you, the viewer, can get titillated. Sequences like Mike’s friend Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello) trying to make a female gas station attendant simply look up from her phone by performing the sexiest dance to Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way” are instantly iconic and horny without having to actually show any sexy time going down. The horniest dance.
Cruel Intentions
There is so much about Cruel Intentions which is a horniest film. Memorable scenes like Cecile (Blair) and Kathryn’s (Gellar) Central Park picnic makeout sesh or Kathryn regularly trying to turn her step-brother, Sebastian (Philippe) on in an effort to get him to do her bidding are the kinds of hornt up movie fodder we latched onto as maturing teens coming into our own sense of self. Cruel Intentions’ horniness is also helped by the fact it has transported its dramas to a modern world focused on teenagers who can’t readily act on their desires or, more to the point, are too clumsy to know how to even if they talk a good game.
Unfaithful
A bit of an intense one but the sex scenes will drive you wild and you will love the chemistry between Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez. As the name suggests, the movie is about being unfaithful (duh). Remember Imraan Hashmi’s ‘Murder’? Yeah, direct rip off but this one got the horniest sex scenes!
Wild Things
This 1998 erotic thriller is right up your alley if you’re looking something exciting to watch. The sex scene between Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards is gold and one of the horniest moments. Also watch it for the pool scene between Neve and Denise. We lost our mind over how hot Denise is. We’re sure you will too.
